A Stolen "Template"

If I were in charge of the world

I'd cancel all TV, just to annoy people

All sports to spark civil war

All wars to...stop wars, and also

Rude comebacks, as I'm in charge

If I were in charge of the world

There'd be free tablets to reward good behavior

No chargers for bad behavior, and

Better Netflix for everyone

If I were in charge of the world

You wouldn't have allergies

You wouldn't have sun burns

You wouldn't have full stomachs (keep eating)

Or "Listen to your elders"

You wouldn't even have elders

If I were in charge of the world

A tomato, regardless of what anyone says

Would be a vegetable

All bad music would be dstroyed

And a person who sometimes forgot about people

And sometimes forgot to socialize

Would still be allowed to be

In charge of the world