Friday, November 6, 2015

Photo POACH

Someone who makes you laugh/smile:
The fact that I have managed to justify all 15 of my pictures as Meghan makes me laugh AND smile. 
#nohashtags 
 Someone who has taught you something or helped you somehow:
Meghan has taught me that she can be anything she wants, like "Something from nature" or "Something that looks like a face but isn't really."
#hashtagsaretheworst
 Someone you'd like to be more like:
I'd like to be more like Meghan. I don't know why. It was just another way to get yet another picture of her in this blog post. Mwahaha.
#enoughwiththehashtags
 A book:
Meghan is holding a book. As the saying goes: "You are what you're holding in front of your face," therefore Meghan is a book.
#pleasestop
 Something square:
Revert back to the previous caption. Reminiscence about my sheer creativity and genius. Or something. Realize that the slim young lady is now a stack of sticky notes. Notice that they are square.
#nomorehashtags
 Something round:
Utilize the same line of "logic" and "reasoning" that I have previously used to capture your interest. Meghan is holding a round object (this object may have been identified as a fish bowl), therefore Meghan IS a round object (she is not fat).
#it'scausingmephysicalpain
An interesting angle:
This is a pretty interesting angle. Can anyone deny that this is not the traditional angle of a traditional picture? And yet, it is still of Meghan. Haha.
#notsureif''''''''areallowedinhashtags
 Something handwritten:
For those with weak eyes or weak stomachs, allow me to impart on you the knowledge of this "something handwritten." Written by her own Meghan-y hand, the note says thusly: "Help me...please." Relish this fragment of wisdom.
#I'mgettingaheadachefromthese
 Something from nature:
I could argue that Meghan is, in fact, from nature, but that wasn't enough. I had to drag her forcefully into the terrifying "outside world" and watch her squirm and fidget under a horrifying tree monster. From nature.
#whencanIstop
 Something that looks like a face but isn't really:
What is this? Some form of black magic? Not at all! Observe, and listen closely. Meghan does not have a wand, merely a black sharpie! Those are not eyes you see on her hand, but two black spots drawn in...black sharpie. Be amazed, be very amazed!
#sodonewiththese
 Something a little kid might notice or find interesting:
Oh gosh the horror! The horror! The terrifying, ID card picture! It is only spoken of in whispers, and hidden from view from everyone. It's the stuff of nightmares. However, Meghan's isn't that bad. So she has that going for her.
#that'sitnomorehashtags
 Something that makes you feel nostalgic/brings back an important memory:
Ah, taking pictures of people when they're not ready for it. It's a science, an art. Dare I say...lifestyle? Perhaps it's none of the above. Whatever it is, we all remember moments where the picture was taken and we weren't taken with the picture.
*hayouexpectedahashtagandgotanasterik
 Something that irritates you or other people:
Oh come on this isn't mean. Everyone has irritating moments. I probably should've posted a picture of myself here, as I'm far more annoying and irritating than most other people. But of course, I couldn't give up my Meghan-ish streak. Which is probably annoying her to no end.
%whatwasthat?nohashtag?sadface
 Something that is beautiful:
And now I make up for the last picture! Of course, I wouldn't be myself if I didn't post a picture of Meghan with her eyes closed for this category. I'm just the devil, aren't I? But even with her eyes closed this category is deserved. Awww.
^juststoplookingforit

Something that will always remind you of being at KHS:
About this point the formatting started messing up and this picture had to be removed and re-added and I realized that none of these were being added as captions because I forgot to left-click on the pictures and select "add-caption" over on the right-hand side of the blue bar that appears and there's a weird space above the "caption" of the last picture that I can't remove but it's not really important so there! Anyways, yeah.
#okayyoucanhaveonemore 


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2 comments:

  1. Meghan is a great sport! And I understand your aversion to hashtags!

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    1. Good morning Mrs. Fraser,
      Meghan forgave me after she laughed at every single caption and every single hashtag. Understandable, I have a very forgivable personality.
      Have a lovely night,
      Zachary

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